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巨强！国际上流行的情色创意与设计

[table][tr][td=2,1][table=98%][tr][td=1,1,70%][b][size=6][color=indigo]情色小发明（图示）[/color][/size][/b][/td][td]671 访 问 0 投 票 举 报 [/td][/tr][/table][/td][/tr][tr][td=2,1][table][tr][td][size=3][color=#339966][b]Automated Detection of Pornographic Images（色情图片自动化检测）[/b][/color][/size]
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A method of detecting pornographic images, wherein a color reference database is prepared in LAB color space defining a plurality of colors representing relevant portions of a human body. A questionable image is selected, and sampled pixels are compared with the color reference database. Areas having a matching pixel are subjected to a texture analysis to determine if the pixel is an isolated color or if other comparable pixels surround it; a condition indicating possible skin. If an area of possible skin is found, the questionable image is classified as objectionable. A further embodiment includes preparation of a questionable image reference shape database defining objectionable shapes. An image with a detected area of possible skin is compared with the shape database, and depending on the results of the shape analysis, a predefined percentage of the images are classified for manual review.
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[b][size=3][color=#339966]Penile Volumetric Measuring Device（阴茎容积计量装置）[/color][/size][/b]
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Penis size: For too long (puns are inevitable when discussing the subject), it has escaped the rigorous analysis of modern science and has been left prone to self-serving exaggeration. Thankfully, one fearless inventor has arrived to clear the field of biased pseudoscience:"Throughout history, there has been discussion and focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, having a large penis is seen as more masculine and manly than having a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are looked at by many with admiration and envy due to the size of their penis." ....................
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[size=3][color=#339966][b]Kissing Shield Game and Method of Use Thereof[/b] [b]（接吻保护设备及其使用方法）[/b][/color][/size]
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The girl in the illustration hardly seems to be enjoying herself. She looks like someone just slipped her a roofie and then smacked her on the mouth with a fly-swatter.
This inventor doesn't want to just sell his game, she wants to revolutionize the way we kiss. She claims his shield protects us from germs, "without sacrificing the effectiveness of the kiss." I think the French would disagree.
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[b][size=3][color=#339966]Condom with Inflatable Portion（可膨胀调节式避孕套）[/color][/size][/b]
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The title and picture pretty much say it all – this rubber provides extra girth when you need it. But don't just pump, and, well, pump. A well placed squeeze can do wonders. This jimmy hat can be "repetitively inflated and deflated at desired times," much like the man's ego when he's told, "Yes, I want to sleep with you, but can we do something about that anorexic worm you call a penis?"
Like all good things there is some risk involved (though this is far from the [url=http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=6785577]riskiest I've seen[/url]). In the heat of the moment, a forearm might spasm and this thing is going to pop like bubble wrap in a porcupine nest. Next thing, the manufacturer is getting sued for child support payments and gonorrhea salve.
I shouldn't knock it until I've tried it, but personally, I can think of more enjoyable ways of getting blown. Common sense will tell you, balloons and pricks are best kept separate.
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[b][size=3][color=#339966]Pants with One or More Zippers on the Rear Thereof（裤后拉链）[/color][/size][/b]
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Let's face it, we've pushed the limits of butt-cheek exposure with pants as we know them. Luckily, fashion evolves quickly. These pants have zippers carefully designed to slyly reveal one cheek at a time. Didn't Prince invent these?
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[b][size=3][color=#339966]Method of Shared Erotic Experience and Facilities for Same（公用半开放式群P场所）[/color][/size][/b]
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Lock yourself in your private pod, lie back in your hopefully-sanitized hot tub, and relax to the moans of your neighbors.
Is this life in poorly constructed apartment building? Nope, it's orgy-lite.
Inspired by the success of Japanese "Love Hotels," which cater to the needs of twenty-somethings that still live at home, pod loving is a half-rung up the respectability ladder from peep show booths. Will the pods catch on? The inventor must share the faith of Kevin Costner's character in "Field of Dreams:" If you build it, they will come (pun intended).
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[b][size=3][color=#339966]Marital Aid（绑缚式阴茎延长器具）[/color][/size][/b]
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"A retainer harness attached to the penile extension to keep said penile extension in place on the male body."
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[b][size=3][color=#339966]Article of Clothing with a Novel Attachment Means（内嵌式内衣）[/color][/size][/b]
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Don't put your clothes on, put them IN! (In your anus, your vagina, whatever you've got to work with).
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[b][size=3][color=#339966]Method and Apparatus for Remote Physical Contact（感同身受仪！原理）---排除两地烦恼，带给你进一步滴交流体会。[/color][/size][/b]
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This is the most important invention for long distance relationships since the devlopment of ASCII emoticons. (And it's oh, so much more exciting).
Prepare to say things like the following:
Baby, when your Sensor Monitor Process rubs up against my Response Actuator Process, I just about lose my mind.
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[size=3][color=#339966][b]Multi-Functional Massage Device（仿侦式007专用按摩棒）[/b][/color][/size]
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Unfortuantely, the expression, "Don't chew on that pen, you don't know where it's been" is now more true than ever.


[size=6][color=navy]本来想把这个图示翻译成中文的，怎奈英文实在不怎么滴，只好先贴出来，有机会再请高人编辑一下。[/color][/size]
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[size=6][color=red]兄弟们，转个贴不容易啊，请点红心支持我！！！[/color][/size]
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[size=6][color=purple]你的支持是对兄弟我最大的鼓励！！！[/color][/size]
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这些东西有些已经有了，有些只是听搂在想象当中，我的英语还可以，看完楼主的介绍，有些产品永远不会面试啦！

太专业的设计了，真是术业有专攻啊，也是一门技术

想象力丰富啊,设计还包括一系列的数据~
不过都是英文看不太懂啊,有翻译就好了

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有几个无聊，不过最后一个设计已经很多在使用了，就是价格不便宜而已

无解ING

我是学数控的
但是第一个是什么函数
无解ING
强大

长知识的好铁，传播了人类的文明，你真的很伟大了。

太专业的设计了，真是术业有专攻啊，也是一门技术:excellence

牛，看来科技的进步是会使所有领域受益的。

晕，英文啊，看不懂的说，有没有成品啊，设计稿没什么看头

说实在的没有看懂，这个是用具的说明图吗？

老外的想象力就是丰富,国人太现实了,觉得可能实现的比例小与50%就放弃了,所以高端的东西都是老外发明的,国内只能模仿,或者以他们为目标,用其他方式实现,然后达到国际先进水平.

楼主发的是什么东东？自己都不知道是怎么回事怎么能发出来呢？这不是让人着急吗？！

全英文的，看的好累，还没看懂！:cry

是啊，翻译过来就好了，只看的懂名称，好几个不知道到底是做什么的啊。

有点看不懂不过设计还是挺开放的:excellence

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支持一下，这些东东真是新味儿，性生活也高科技了！

全是英文（虽然有图）但还是不太懂，而且这些好象太专业了点
一般人好像搞不太懂

是跳蛋跟助勃器么·原理差不多吧·